15 minutes of absolute minimal strenuous yoga is the most exercise that I am capable of.
It makes me sad to think that maybe one day warp speed and true space travel will be possible but I’ll have died by then and never get to fulfill my dream of wearing the blue shirt.
I've made a huge mistake: Why do dudes these days have to add the word ‘man’ to the front of...
Why do dudes these days have to add the word ‘man’ to the front of things, just so it seems masculine? ‘man-crush’, ‘man-purse’, ‘man-hug’. Like they’re afraid it’ll make them seem gay if it doesn’t have the word ‘man’ attached. Its just a way for insecure guys to feel comfortable with something…
I’m just gonna watch Fantasia, do laundry and eat primal vegan jerky for dinner.
This is what my life is going to be like the whole month Jack is gone.
Fuck tour.









